Monday, July 14, 2008

Writing Hurts Like Hell August Workshop

You’ve dreamed about writing a novel for years. You’ve even talked about. But it’s never gotten more than a few lines, a few paragraphs or a few pages. Or maybe you’ve just waited for the perfect first sentence, and it’s never come. What you need is Writing Hurts Like Hell, a four-week workshop that will give you the tools you need to start writing that novel you’ve always dreamed of. Through field trips around the city, brutal discussions and writing exercises, you’ll learn how to get the words flowing, how to turn off the inner critic, where to start, what to do, how to do it and how to keep the steam up until your book is finished. Busy with a full-time job? Raising a family? Pressed for time? This workshop shows you how to keep the novel going in spite of busy schedules.

Weather permitting, this is one of the locations we'll be using for the workshop. We'll be moving all around the city, both indoors and outdoors.

Tuesday and Thursday evenings August 5 to August 28
Time: 6:30 to 8:30
Locations will vary
Price $199 plus HST
For more information and to enroll email: biff@biffmitchell.com
Visit Biff at www.biffmitchell.com

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Increase Sales and Visibility with Your Story

If you haven’t read the ad explaining what this is all about, click here.

Who is this for?

If you set up a booth at trade shows, conventions or symposiums and you’re looking for something different and compelling, then this is for you. If you have a qualified lead mailing list and it’s worth spending a few dollars sending something special to each lead, then this is for you. If you administer a government organization and you want to present your services to the public with an exciting story, then this is for you.

If you have a web site and you’re looking for something special to offer your visitors, then this is for you.

If you’re not sure about whether this is for you or not, contact me at biff@biffmitchell.com and we can discuss it.

How Much Is This Going to Cost?

A forty to fifty page story of approximately 6000 to 6500 words (about 35 pages, with large type for easy reading) will cost $2700. That’s for the writing only.

Printing costs will be additional. I can arrange printing for you, but that will be an additional hourly fee. If you already have preferred printers, I can give you printing specifications to pass on to them.

Graphics will be extra. I have graphic artist friends who are capable of designing great book covers – one of them designed the covers for my first two novels well enough that the publishers were more than happy to use them rather than have them done in-house. If you have in-house graphic artists or a preferred agency, then I can make a few suggestions at no additional cost.

Printing costs will be billed directly to you from the printers. Graphics costs will be included in my invoice.

By the way, you can also offer this book as a free PDF download from your web site. As soon as I have the cover graphic, I can put this together for you at no additional cost.

Still interested?

About the Book

If you’re going to spend $2700 for the story, don’t skimp on the look and feel of the story. You’ll just be wasting your $2700.

The story should be presented as a book. The perfect size for this is 5 ½ inches by 8 ¼ inches. This fits nicely into briefcases, purses, book bags, and backpacks. It should also be perfect bound. This is the way the books you see in bookstores and airports are bound. You can use staples, but that turns a book into something similar to a brochure.

It should be approximately 35 to 40 pages. This is in the novella range. It’s something non-intimidating that people can read in 15 or 20 minutes. It’s something they can read over lunch, waiting in an airport, or in a hotel room at night. They can read it at work or at home when they have some free time.

The cover needs to be attractive and glossy. Honestly – studies show that people still judge a book by its cover. It’s human nature. If it doesn’t look good, people won’t read it, even if you give it to them free. The graphics will be a small part of the total cost of the book, and they’ll add to the printing costs, but they’re worth it.

The print should be large (14 point Times Roman). People are going to be reading your book in taxis, over lunch, in a hotel room after a busy day at a convention or trade show, in a jet, or in an airport. Make it easy for them – some taxi rides are bumpy. So are some flights.

You should have a compelling title – one that draws the reader into the story. But don’t worry – I’ll take care of that part for you.

The specifications for the ebook version will be slightly different, but you’ll still need a good cover.

What Do the 35 - 40 Pages Include?

First, a story with a compelling opening – something that will draw the reader in so that they’ll read your marketing or sales message. I opened a book like this with two women about to crash into a giant rock on a white water rafting trip. Your story can take place in any setting or circumstance that will provide an interesting and appropriate backdrop for the sales message. My novels are science fiction. Maybe a science fiction story would be right for you. If you sell software, maybe a cyberpunk story. Maybe adventure. Or romance. Or humor. Or mystery. The possibilities are endless.

Second, your message. After drawing the reader in with an exciting start, I begin to incorporate your message into the story, in a convincing, natural way that won’t scare the reader off with a blatant sales pitch. In the book I mentioned above, the message was about getting a piece of educational software into schools. I brought two women together on a white water rafting trip: one, a district supervisor and experienced rafter who had a business problem that the software was designed to solve; the other, a teacher using the software successfully, but who was on the trip to overcome her dread fear of water. The supervisor agreed to help the teacher with her fear of water in exchange for information about the software. This scenario created a relationship between the two women for a natural flow of information about the software as opposed to a blaring sales pitch. It also gave the reader a chance to see the benefits of the software through the testimonial of the teacher. The story followed the two women through hair-raising white water, relaxed lunch stops, long stretches of quiet water with wildlife sightings mixed with sales messages, and even a scene where they talked over a few beers the night before the trip down river. Did I mention that the possible story lines are endless?

Third, your contact information and branding. This appears at the end of the story. You can even use this space to create a standard sales message, though it’s almost always better to have the reader call for more information. This one’s your call.

Still interested?

Send me an email and tell me about your product or service and the kind of book you’d like me to write for you. My email is
biff@biffmitchell.com.

My author web site is at www.biffmitchell.com.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Writing Hurts Like Hell Workshop Is In Full Swing


The Spring running of Writing Hurts Like Hell is in full swing. The Summer workshop will begin August 4th. Contact me at biff@biffmitchell.com for details.

Above, are students from the Fall 2007 workshop at Studio4Ward. They wandered around the studio looking at things, touching things, smelling things, listening to things and tasting things. Then, they wrote about them. No one was harmed by the sensory deluge ... and everyone wrote beautiful stories.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

More Writing Hurts Like Hell

For those of you interested in writing in the online world, I'll be giving a one-day workshop on Writing for the Internet and ePublishing at the Maritime Writers' Workshop in the second week of July. I'll also be giving a workshop on writing Science Fiction and Cyberpunk. For more details and to register, call Alison Howells at 506-452-6360 or email her at ahowells@unb.ca.

Upcoming workshops through Writing Hurts Like Hell:

Forbidden Words Workshop
Spend a day learning how to handle those really touchy topics in writing, like sex, violence and strong language. WARNING: mature subject matter. Must be 19 or over. Choose between June 21 and July 5, 10 till 3. Cost is $50. (A limited number of seats in this workshop will be offered at a discount rate through Radio Price Club.)

Humor Workshop
Spend a day learning how to unlock the comic inside you to brighten up speeches, write humorous stories, or write your own jokes. Saturday, August 16 from 10 till 3. Cost is $50. (A limited number of seats in this workshop will be offered at a discount rate through Radio Price Club.)

For more information on these, contact me at biff@biffmitchell.com .

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Biff Mitchell’s Writing Hurts Like Hell Is Back

(Fredericton, NB, May 26, 2008)Biff Mitchell’s Writing Hurts Like Hell workshop doesn’t teach people how to write, it teaches people how to become writers. “I can’t teach people how to write,” said Mitchell, founder of Writing Hurts Like Hell. “Nobody can do that. You learn how to write on your own, by writing. What I give people are the tools they need to get them writing.”

Mitchell, author of three novels and a fourth coming out later this year, has been teaching writing workshops for several years. “At first, they weren’t all that successful,” said Mitchell. “I was teaching people the basics: character, plot, dialogue, literary devices … it was mostly boring.”

“Last summer,” said Mitchell, “I decided to scrap the whole thing and re-invent my workshop.”

Mitchell’s first three novels were written while he worked full-time jobs. “Full-time jobs, families, and academic pursuits leave little time for writing,” said Mitchell, “especially for something as ambitious as a novel.”

Mitchell designed a workshop that would not only allow people to develop the tools they need to become writers, but would also give them a step-by-step methodology to begin writing a novel and stick with it, even if their lives were busy. “It’s easy to get lost in something as big as a novel if you’re working on it for a year or more,” said Mitchell. “If you’re writing full-time, you might be able to just sit down at your computer and start writing. If you’re working a full-time job, it’s different. You have to plan.”

Before getting into the writing methodology, Mitchell’s workshop focuses on the tools people need in order to become writers. “Probably the biggest barrier to becoming a writer is the belief that it can’t be done, that it’s a pipe dream or a silly little hobby,” said Mitchell. “I teach my students how to take themselves seriously as writers, how to see the world as writers and how to think like writers. Most of all, though, I force them to write. Nothing reinforces your faith in yourself as a writer more than the simple act of writing, which, unfortunately seems to be difficult for most people. That’s why I call this workshop Writing Hurts Like Hell.”

One of Mitchell’s techniques is to move his workshop around the city. “When I was teaching this through the UNB College of Extended Learning, we would be given a classroom which we met in for the first class, and then we ranged out into the city, meeting at coffee shops, malls, homes, lounges, restaurants, artists’ studios … we even had one class in a hot tub. The rationale for this is to constantly change the setting to keep the right side of the brain fired up.”

In one class, Mitchell had his students wandering around a local art studio, not just observing things, but touching, smelling, and licking them.

Mitchell taught a workshop on so-called “forbidden topics” at the 2007 Muse Online Writers’ Conference. “I brought this into my Writing Hurts Like Hell workshop because it’s something that would-be writers find difficult,” said Mitchell. “Most beginning writers are either too explicit or too shy, especially when it comes to sex scenes.”

Mitchell’s workshop will be running two nights a week through June. The workshop is limited to 10 students. “I may begin an additional workshop depending on the response to the first,” said Mitchell.

The Writing Hurts Like Hell workshop includes a one-on-one with Mitchell at some point after the workshop. “This will give the students a chance to meet with me a few weeks or months after the workshop to take a look at what they’re doing and get answers to those questions that arise when you start to the actual work on a novel.”

Beginning mid-summer, Mitchell will be offering a variety of other workshops under the umbrella of Writing Hurts Like Hell, including humor, a one-day weekend workshop on forbidden topics and science fiction and writing for the Internet – the last two of which he’ll be teaching at the Maritime Writers’ Workshop in July.

About Biff Mitchell
A regular contributor to the award-winning Twisted Tails anthologies, Biff has three novels published and a fourth coming out from Double Dragon Publishing in November of this year. He has taught writing workshops through the UNB College of Extended Learning for several years and was a featured instructor at the 2005 Maritime Writers’ Workshop. This July, he’ll be teaching workshops on epublishing and science fiction and cyberpunk at the Workshop. Biff also does one-on-one writing consultations and will be applying his creative methodology to a seminar that he’ll be offering to local businesses and government organizations.

About the Workshop
Writing Hurts Like Hell is a four-week workshop that will give people the tools they need to stop talking about writing that novel they’ve always dreamed of and start writing it. Through field trips around the city, brutal discussions and writing exercises, they’ll learn how to get the words flowing, how to turn off the inner critic, where to start, what to do, how to do it and how to keep the steam up until their book is finished. This workshop is intended specifically for busy people–people with full-time jobs, families to raise, or classes to attend. This is not a workshop on how to write–it’s a workshop on how to become a writer. It includes one two hour one-on-one by arrangement with each student after the workshop.

Contact

Biff Mitchell
Phone: 506.455.BIFF (2433)
Email: biff@biffmitchell.com



Monday, May 26, 2008

Got a Inside Novel in You? Time to Write It

Biff Mitchell’s Writing Hurts Like Hell is a four-week workshop that will give you the tools you need to stop talking about writing that novel you’ve always dreamed of and start writing it. Through field trips around the city, brutal discussions and writing exercises, you’ll learn how to get the words flowing, how to turn off the inner critic, where to start, what to do, how to do it and how to keep the steam up until your book is finished. This workshop is intended specifically for busy people–people with full-time jobs, families to raise, or classes to attend. This is not a workshop on how to write–it’s a workshop on how to become a writer. (BONUS: one two hour one-on-one by arrangement with each student after the workshop)

Sessions will be held Tuesday and Thursday evenings starting June 3 and ending June 26
Time: 6:30 to 8:30
Locations will vary
Price $199 plus GST
Limited to 10 students (additional workshops will be run depending on demand)
For more information and to register call: 455-BIFF (2433) or email: biff@biffmitchell.com
Visit Biff at www.biffmitchell.com